When someone insists on scheduling a call or demo on Friday afternoon

No seriously, stahp.

Before Dennis aka Dead Eyes McNoSoul turns on the AC

When I realized I didn't say goodbye to Hailee

I was very composed, like

post lunch brick wall is very similar to ....

... this gem.

because wednesday's are weird.

When anyone compliments my hair:

Me, when I see the Bonnaroo schedule:

(Also, fun fact: I'm pretty sure I own basically the same sweater and up until now wore it frequently with no embarrassment whatsoever.  Now I need to find a turtleneck to complete the look or I can never wear it in public again.)