This is my life...

Yeah, this prospect wasn't a good enough lead...

...so I sent her to some shitty webinar instead.  That's just how I do.

Don't feel bad about your numbers though - we can't all be winners.

When a prospect hangs up...

Subject line: SORRY!! LOL'z---We MUST've been disconnected :):):):):):)


Body of message: F--CK YOU!!!

Before the power went out...

After the power went out!

KILL ME

My debilitatingly annoying co-workers are debating the correct pronunciation of "Reese's Pieces" right behind my desk...

Starbucks, eh?

What you order:

Grande coffee in a venti cup with 2 pumps hazelnut, 2 pumps vanilla, 2 pumps caramel, 2 equals and 4 sweet and lows filled to the top with cream, with extra cream on the side, double cupped with no sleeve, a stir stick, and stopper put in the top

What I order:

Hey guys, remember when

the door-to-door salesmen showed up and we all just -

What's a parking ticket?

The cherub doesn't get parking tickets ... #fact. Recently left his car in a 2 hour parking for the entire day .. and got away with it. It's like they know .. you don't mess with the Cherub.

Oh, you think you won the laser show?

Wait for it: 

I am Asher Roth

Ya'll remember me from ma hit single I Love College.

New EP iz droppin' in Feb.

"Lindsay"

"Seeing Lindsay" is code for "No, I don't want to hang out"

Time for a call blitz, I am so low on my numbers....

When anybody touches my desk:

True story, from when Batman was a 12 year old girl

Oh wow guys, cool blog

My thoughts:

250+ call activities? Cherub's got this.

Me while on the phone :

Meanwhile, at Anthony's desk:

I'd give the guy a QC.

I just realized I have to come back to the office on Monday

The Cherub reminisces about his first day on the job:

My gloves be fingerless

Happy New Year!!!

My Resolutions:

1)  Work harder on my blog
2)  Try to have a more positive attitude regarding the failures of my peers (e.g., quitting the Spooktacular, taking lunch breaks, etc.)
3)  Win every laser show

What are yours?  Oh wait, I don't care.