Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Yeah, this prospect wasn't a good enough lead...
...so I sent her to some shitty webinar instead. That's just how I do.
Don't feel bad about your numbers though - we can't all be winners.
Don't feel bad about your numbers though - we can't all be winners.
Thursday, January 24, 2013
When a prospect hangs up...
Subject line: SORRY!! LOL'z---We MUST've been disconnected :):):):):):)
Body of message: F--CK YOU!!!
Body of message: F--CK YOU!!!
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013
KILL ME
My debilitatingly annoying co-workers are debating the correct pronunciation of "Reese's Pieces" right behind my desk...
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Starbucks, eh?
What you order:
Grande coffee in a venti cup with 2 pumps hazelnut, 2 pumps vanilla, 2 pumps caramel, 2 equals and 4 sweet and lows filled to the top with cream, with extra cream on the side, double cupped with no sleeve, a stir stick, and stopper put in the top
What I order:
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
What's a parking ticket?
Monday, January 14, 2013
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Friday, January 4, 2013
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Happy New Year!!!
My Resolutions:
1) Work harder on my blog
2) Try to have a more positive attitude regarding the failures of my peers (e.g., quitting the Spooktacular, taking lunch breaks, etc.)
3) Win every laser show
What are yours? Oh wait, I don't care.
1) Work harder on my blog
2) Try to have a more positive attitude regarding the failures of my peers (e.g., quitting the Spooktacular, taking lunch breaks, etc.)
3) Win every laser show
What are yours? Oh wait, I don't care.
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