When I decide to check one thing online

By Thursday ...

... and then Sarah asks me if I want to do shots at happy hour.

When someone mentions getting Chipotle

When I'm the only one who still posts here

Whenever people start randomly clapping in morning meet-up

When the Starbucks guy asks me for my ID even though he knows who I am

I'm like,

When I can't tell if Oliver's making fun of me or not

When I overhear people talking about something I'm interested in*

*Please note I stole this word for word from howdoiputthisgently but only because she just gets me http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/63437632110

When someone in the office insults Drake to me

Drake's Degrassi days 

When someone comments on Jake's clothes, he's like

You can't handle this. 

When we're all crossing the street to get to Starbucks

When all a prospect needs to do is confirm a time, but then goes dark

I'm like

When I think I have just NAILED introducing my client to a prospect, my prospect says...

When a prospect has a cute LinkedIn picture, I'm all like...

When I make a plan every day to hit 100 activities

When I try to join a conversation at dD

When someone gave you hope, and they became a pipeline, and then you followed up with them, and they crushed your dreams

When a prospect tells you they are happy you called

Andrew at his desk:

When we're g-chatting 5 feet from each other

I feel so social

When I try to convince someone a client is a great option...

Oh, yes, I will follow up with you in 12 months.

PIPELINE BITCHES

Eric feels left out of smart phones...

                                                    "Hey guys, how do I send a snap chat?!"

Trying to leave the internet and get to work, I'm like

Unanticipated side effect of the cubes, everyone looks like

Not a gif! For once! 

It's Friday...and you have NOTHING on your homepage...

Realizing that Dan is gone and Anthony is next.

When you are told you got a pipeline, but you don't believe it, and then they say, no really, you did.

Being virutally brand new, and trying to participate in a laser show.....

4:45pm on Thursdays

When I start making calls after drinking too much coffee, I'm like

what i wish every prospect would say when i call them

When I finally, finally get a lead

when waltham came to put the fire out and it wasn't newton fd ..

When I realize how many posts on this blog are mine, I'm kind of like

When I change the background on someone's computer to something weird

Even though I've done it 10x before, I'm still like

When I get off a call that goes horribly wrong

pretty much sums it up.

When I lose the laser show but still get a lead:

Dear this week,

Sincerely,
Everyone

When someone insists on scheduling a call or demo on Friday afternoon

No seriously, stahp.

Before Dennis aka Dead Eyes McNoSoul turns on the AC